The new love of my life!

Take a look at this little beauty! Isn't he gorgeous!?! He is a Dyson DC-17 Absolute Animal! This bad boy boasts Level 3 Root Cyclone action with constant suction (220 constant airwatts), clean air exhaust, lifetime HEPA filtration and quick draw telescope release for easy stair cleaning! Specifically designed for households with pets. He has an on/off switch for the main brush so you can vacuum hardwoods, tile and delicate rugs (like my sisel rugs!). He has it all! Lightweight, cool features, cool attachments and I can use and abuse him and he never complains! He works and works, picking up my messes, sucking up loads of pet hair and crumbs from under the table and once he is done with his duties, he is content to be shoved into a closet. He doesn't want praise or acceptance, no reciprocation needed, just a healthy electric supply! He even boasts a purple cannister top that shows he's not afraid to embrace his sensitive side! All I know is when I look at him my little heart flutters and skips a beat! He is rugged and strong and that clear cannister with Bactisafe screen traps that kill bacteria on contact make we weak in the knees. I think I may be in love, in fact I know that I am madly, passionately in love with my DC-17! Hubba Hubba!